Love Contract from a woman Un-Framed

Lay down your rules for your female partner with this amusing love contract. The contract will have her agreeing to provide a 24-hour pub taxi service, not complain when you go on a lads' night out, not talking too much and swear you're the fittest man on the planet. The sealed contract on parchment is personalised with her name and signature, ready to be framed and hung in a prominent place.